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Yo moma's so old Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate expired. Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, there was no history class. Yo mama's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in 3rd grade. Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school. Yo mama's so old, she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.   > > More Jokes < <

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