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To make your smile Aren't Birthday's supposed to be fun? They sure are! Take a side-splitting look at the lighter side of getting older... |
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Humorous Quotes about getting older "Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative." - Maurice Chevalier "You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope "I have everything I had twenty years ago - except that it is now all lower." - Gypsy Rose Lee "The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time." - George Bernard Shaw "At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement. " - Benjamin Franklin "Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir "The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." - H. L. Mencken "The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Ogden Nash "Just say, 'I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience.'" - Unknown "Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." - Charles Schultz "It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen." - Brigitte Bardot "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." - Mark Twain |
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