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Good excuses if you forget your wife's birthday (caution: use at your own risk!) "I didn't forget; I just had all of the department stores, florists and bakeries shut down in tribute." "Well, I guess that makes us even, you forgot to pick up my laundry!"" "I didn't forget. I was just concerned that so many candles on the cake would burn the house down." "Your stupid sister left me handcuffed to the bed all day!" "Sorry I didn't have time. There was a long delay at the divorce lawyer's office." "I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it."   > > More Jokes < <

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