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Humorous Quotes about Birthdays

"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
  - Steven Wright

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that I needed an upgrade."
  - Unknown

"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."
  - Kid's Joke

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
  - Unknown

"There is still no cure for the common birthday.""
  - John Glenn

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
  - Unknown

"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
  - Unknown




 
 
   

 

 


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