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Divorced Barbie Robert was driving home from work when he suddenly realised he had forgotten his eight-year old daughter's birthday. He pulled off the freeway at the next intersection, and lucky found a toy store. Running into the store, which was just about to close, he panted "Give me a Barbie!" The sales lady looked bemused. "There are many Barbies to choose from" she said. "For example, we have Princess Barbie for $19.99, Ballet Barbie for $19.99, Skating Barbie for $19.99 Working Woman Barbie for $19.99, Pilot Barbie for $19.99, and Divorced Barbie for $350." "How come Divorced Barbie costs so much more than all the other Barbies?" asked Robert. "Oh that's easy" answered the sales lady. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's furniture, Ken's car and Ken's boat!"   > > More Jokes < <

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